Lady Gaga is a dude and is fugz and is lame

SHE’S A FUCKIN DUDE!!!
I also found out that Lady Gaga is a rich kid. She went to the same high school as Caroline Kennedy and the Hilton sisters, and I never bothered looking her up before because of the whole weak chin thing. I guess I should have known she came from a rich family. You know lookin’ like that and having a career, only means one thing and that thing is that there is money behind her. The only thing coming out of the middle class or lower class is hot chicks that broke free, the ugly chicks who find fame are always rich, I mean otherwise they’d be working in cubicles hating their lonely lives wishing they could find a man to knock them up or some shit.
Either way, I should have known she was a rich kid though, I mean she always pushes this fashion and art thing. She always has to say how into art and fashion and music she is to make sure we don’t forget and confuse her for some kind of popstar and for the most part that repetition usually works and when people hear her name brought up they drop useless facts in conversation like “I hear she’s into fashion and art” eventually making us all forget that she’s a little rich kid trying too hard.
She’s even labeled her shitty pop music as it’s own genre of progressive electro pop or some shit, to keep the street cred she tried so hard to maintain all those nights spent in the Lower East Side listening to the best New York Electro DJs and fully absorbing herself into their world, by learning everything she could about the fashion and art to not seem like the fucking poser she is.
Truth is that it happens all the time. The rich become the fashion/art fanatics because the poor are too busy being poor and having jobs to pay off debt and just don’t have time to try to find something real to identify with because we are already living it and like the rich kids, hate everything about our lives, but not able to find a way out because we’re trapped. But the rich can buy vintage clothes, go out on weeknights, take art classes, go to museums and openings with with other rich people who are trying to denounce being rich kids, and who end up producing random shit all day before getting their disappointed parents to bankroll their careers and nurture their talents leading to number one selling albums, popular t-shirt lines and celebrity DJ careers.
I don’t know if that rant makes sense, but to simplify it, the hipster electro scene is made up of rich kids trying to ignore being rich by living this bohemian cocaine fueled life where they are out in clubs every night, in ratty clothes, sucking dj dick and living in artist lofts, eventually getting daddy to invest in their side projects that they ripped off from a poor person, and he agrees because they dropped out of college and he doesn’t want embarrassing kids, that will lead to getting the same street cred as the real talent in the scene they’ve attached themselves to. Not that any of that matters, it’s just fucking lame.”
AMEN! I fuckin hate Lady Gaga. Speaking as a huge supporter of the gay community, and as someone who usually shares a lot of their interests, including the electro-pop-dance fusion that this pretentious whore says she “creates”, I cannot find one fiber of my being that will allow myself to adore this fake poser and attention slut.
UPDATE:
On another note, this new chick in the game Ke$ha (I hate the money sign!) creates the definition of “electro-pop-dance.” I just heard an early release of her album “Animal” and talk about something different. Neither of her songs sound the same, but there’s a distinct sound there. If someone wants to be outrageous and have crazy stage shows, I think she deserves it for bringing something new to the scene. But I don’t think she resorts to attention whoring schemes.
Instead, she has that kind of “Uffie-I don’t give a fuck-I look like a slut but so what” vibe going on, which is aight, I’m not hatin. Oh, and she’s not a rich kid. She had to work hard to get where she’s at, and find an identity that was true to her. She didn’t have the “arts and fashion” handed to her on a silver platter. So, I kinda buy her “artistic integrity” more than Lady GAG-a. BLECH!
DIAF

I’m still a bit confused at what Tumblr is actually supposed to be. It started out as another personal blog where I word vomit my innermost feelings and desires with the facade that I’m an aspiring writer. However, like all my other blogs, I failed to update consistently. Somehow, this has viscerally evolved into a place where I’ve taken advantage of the “reblogging” function, and it has become more or less a sanctuary of things I like or think other people will like…with the intention of gaining more followers because clearly my blog posts full of random thoughts do nothing for the Tumblr community.
Yet, here I am, beginning yet another round of mindless, meander thoughts and feelings, which may fit into this blog or may not.
Idk, but here I go again…
I have issues with people who use (abuse) their writing “skills” to become a pompous snob. While yes, I appreciate the mere efforts of individuals who want to express themselves through writing, I don’t condone those who truly believe their writing is a gift of art, when they can’t even differentiate between “they’re” and “their.” It’s like, they know people will take them more seriously if they say they’re a “writer”, but just because you can write sentences, does not make you a writer, nor does it make you a good one. Maybe these “writers” are confusing their “art” with poetry; maybe they believe they’re poets opposed to writers. Nevertheless, one who can’t separate the two, deserves to be neither, as a poet and a writer knows what they are. I’m a writer, not a poet.
Writing is a skill. Poetry, on the other hand, is a gift. You can’t just do poetry. You have to have the gift, and not everyone does. Although, some people decide to use it to create works devoid of any kind of human emotion, which is what poetry is in the first place. It emits human emotion through words. It creates visual landscapes through the mastery of language. It’s a song without music. It’s a song with music. Writing poetry is not an easy task, yet certain individuals want to use its beautiful template to become pretentious assholes. And these assholes don’t even know what “pretentious” means. And they call themselves writers???
I just had to get that off of my chest. I am a writer. I always have been. While my work is rarely published, I do have journals documenting my writing since I was in 4th grade. I have some published work in the forms of news articles and blogs, and I’m still quietly pursuing this passion, albeit, slowly. I’ve always enjoyed writing, and I never took any of its unique characteristics for granted. It just disgusts me that some people feel the need to use it as a form of sustainability, a reassurance of greater self-worth. Writing doesn’t need to be ostentatious; it can be accessible. Those who abuse its purpose are sad and insecure people.
I was going to say more, like…you know, updates of my life, like how I’m probably going to move back to my home and how I’m teaching myself Spanish, but uh, there’s no point. Maybe later. I think that long rant will suffice as an update.
See you lata, alligator!
- Jenna
Disgruntled Employee of the Day: An anonymous Toronto Star editor upset over Star publisher John Cruickshank’s decision to outsource union editing jobs to freelancers expresses her displeasure the best way he/she knows how: By marking up the internal memo notifying employees of said decision.
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Fantastic! Revenge at it’s finest!!! This is extremely hilarious, that is, if you’re a grammar/proofreading-freak like myself.
LOL RICH PEOPLE JUST BUY A FUCKING BASEBALL YOU IDIOTS.
up! :)
SUPER CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Fredericksen?
YES!
Jay Z and Alicia Keys perform “Empire State of Mind” at The World Series (via mzreport)
Other highlights beside Hova and Alicia:
- Phillies player boppin’.
- Derek Jeter boppin’.
Only thing missing is the Lil Mama interruption.
Derek Jeter was one of my first celebrity crushes ever. I got the posters in my room at my parent’s house to prove it. He’s still hellza fine. And yeah, this song is dope. I will be in New York soon. I love it there.
bwahahahahahaahaahahahahahaha
I fucking love it.
Holy crap! I didn’t get this at first, but fuckin shit dude. This is hilarious,
Imogen Heap- Thriller (Michael Jackson Cover)
This is absolutely amazing.
Too cool to not reblog!
Good Lord!!! LOVE IMMY!